Definition of B-i-b-l-e revealed!
 
 A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly. "I know
 what the Bible means!"
 
  His father smiled and replied..... "What do you mean, you 'know' what
  the Bible means?"
 
  The son replied, "I do know!"
 
  "Okay," said his father. "So, Son, what does the Bible mean?"
 
  "That's easy, Daddy....... It stands for "Basic Information Before  Leaving Earth."
 
  Leave it to a child to figure it out!